30 May, 2005

i have finally put the pictures up from gabe's going away party/birthday party from last week. you can find them on my photo page, or by clicking here, or clicking somewhere else (the picture to the left) or whatever... have fun in paris man!
here is a video taken early on.

i promised this long ago, i finally decided it was time to deliver. this is a picture of my 1992 toyota corolla.. it's nowhere near as pretty as my volvo but i am saving a lot of money driving this bad boy around. its light and zippy, kinda like me.

amelia is the link master! if i told you about this site ( return false ) without mentioning her great knowledge of the internet i would be in trouble.

22 May, 2005

i know this is old news but i still find it amusing. if you havent seen it yet there is a pat obrien soundboard that is pretty hot. in fact its fucken hot. i recently discovered soundboards on the internet so here are a few more for those needing some entertainment.

arnold - this is good for prank calling as is pats board.
dr. phil - just because he's helpin out mr. obrien.
ric flair - the four horsemen are coming back baby!

next update : gabes going away party. should be some good photos. yes!

12 May, 2005

i didn't have a picture to put in for this entry, so you get my face.

i'm getting really tired of making spreadsheets so i thought it was time to update my page. there hasn't been much going on aside from making spreadsheets and word documents but i have managed to capture a few more videos of my roomates.

chad and his straw - he really does love the straws.
the tank - many have heard, but few have seen.

25 April, 2005

thats right! david freakin palmer! the man finally comes to the rescue of the lame duck president tonight in 24! its about time they brought someone in that can kick some serious butt and save america. then to top it all off chloe goes terminator style out in the field.. i'm pretty excited if you couldnt tell. ha.

19 April, 2005

"Tonight I'm gonna give you all my love in the back seat
BUBBLE POP ELECTRIC
Gonna speed it down and slow it up in the back seat
BUBBLE POP ELECTRIC
Uh-O in the back seat"

i think im going insane.

to much gwen stefani can be bad for a person.

15 April, 2005

as boyz II men would say "its so hard to say goodbye to yesterday". i sold my volvo yesterday. she was one fun car but i guess i got tired of buying gas every 3 days. someday when you see my face all over billboards and bus stops i might buy another one. in the meantime if you would like a ride in my new 92 corrolla you will just have to get in line!

11 April, 2005

woo hoo, i got tickets to see the pixies! click on that picture over there and you will magically be taken to a full size image of the concert poster. if any of you dawg's want to go with me i have two extra tickets you can purchase from me for $1 plus an $85 dollar handling fee.

i also bought a car today. ill update yall on that soon so watch out!

6 April, 2005

so i was trying to open my glovebox the other day and i found my hat! in case you didnt know this hat has been mysteriously missing since 4jul04. im currently investigating wether it has been wrapped around my seat frame since then, or if the guilty party snuck it into my car cause they were afraid to tell me the truth about how they stole my favorite hat. regardless, its back in my possesion now and if anyone tries any funny stuff they will have to be killed.

heres another cat video.

6 April, 2005

ok, so this is carlos (spanish for douchebag) and hes the "talker" this term. unfortunatly i share two classes with this loser. i couldnt resist taking a picture of him and posting it on the internet without him knowing. sneaky huh? carlos is studying to get his real estate license, but hes so ugly man! i really hope i sell more houses than carlos does.

5 April, 2005

thanks to gabe for sending me this wonderful quiz. its looking like i should become a "witness". ive been wondering whats missing from my life lately.

if anyone wants to see why im 40 percent witness already you can read my results here.

27 March, 2005

gabe got this horn from some guy in the parking lot while tailgating before the seahawk game for a couple of beers. i couldnt get any noise out of it, but as you can tell from the picture, erik was the blow master. there are a couple of full size pictures here.

HAPPY EASTER! jenny and chad are looking for magic eggs in my couch.

25 March, 2005

i went down to albany oregon to visit my family on spring break. my parents were going to take me to cancun for some spring break party action but they got scared after watching spring break shark attack on abc. instead we went to my aunt's farm near lebanon. ive got a few short videos of the action. the first one is the emu. theres just something cool about watching this thing walk. the second is a bird that wants out of his cage.

16 March, 2005

yeah, those are my fingerprints. if i dissapear youll know the state found something they didnt like. my cats like to chase little lasers around and you can watch it here! now thats exciting. im sorry that the video is sideways but i dont know how to correct that.